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Brunette

IT'S A MEDICAL REASON. STFU.

Number one reason I hate the summer:

"Fran, you should go to the tanner."
"Geez, Fran, let the light of day hit your legs."
"Fran, don't you ever wish you were darker?"
"How come you're so pale, Fran?"

*grumble*

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Being tan is overrated, anyways. Increased chance of melanoma? Thank you, but I'll keep my glow-in-the-dark skin.
Its about as silly as comparing skin tones. Everyone who wants to is dark in the winter!

I would go on a melanoma rant the next time you hear that one.1

DUDE I AM WITH YOU THERE.
Pale is the new tan. Or you could say that you tried the lobster impression, but found it painful.
Looks like Sweeney is going to work out after all?!